Next to snakes, going to the dentist really freaks me out. For one, I hate the drilling sound. Second, I hate the cleaning routine because my teeth are so sensitive. Third, I just really really really hate the sound of the drilling! What I like though is how I somewhat made conversation with my dentist with out uttering a word.
I. Start
Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start. Remember it's just the sound k?
Me: (Mouth wide open) UHU
after 10 minutes...
Dentist: *laughing under her mask
Me: (while mouth was still wide open) waaay? (translation: What?)
Dentist: YOUR FACE! parang TRANSFORMER!
Me: (still mouth wide open) *laughing aaaahhaaaa? (translation: talaga?)
Dentist: Oo!
II. Middle after about an hour or so... that's what I get for not regularly facing my fear!
Dentist: At least we're almost done with the upper part.
Me: UGH... pero sige lets finish it na Doc!
Dentist: (after 15 minutes) pati pag manual ha... YOUR FACE!
Me: (mouth slightly open) Waaaa? (translation: what?)
Dentist: Transformer pa ren! hahaha!
Me: (mouth slightly open) Dok, nee uu ngakek. Ayaaii o eenis (translation: Doc, next to snakes ayaw ko dentist)
Dentist: Nako, baka awayin mo na ako. Mag second sitting nalang tayo next week?
Me: (mouth STILL slightly open) aaa i o aaai! (translation: Wag, di ako babalik dito!)
III. Crossing the finish line! after almost 2 hours! hahahaha!
Dentist: We have to finally take your upper right molar and your lower left molar out next week.
Me: (Before opening my mouth wide again) Pwedeng extra dose of anesthesia pllleeeaaasssee??
Dentist: Open mouth please, let me add the filler na.
Me: (mouth open) hahahahahahahahaha!
Dentist asst.: Sige Ma'am idaan mo nalang sa tawa!
Me: (mouth still open) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dentist: You want anesthesia na?
Me: (mouth still open) oooooo! (translation: no)
Dentist: Next week ha, we really have to get your molars out
Me: (mouth still open) hahahahahaha! ii reak u ii aaa oaars (translation: I'll break-up with my molars)
Dentist: Hahahaha! panalo! :)
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